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The Goddamn BatRobin Bobbin? WTF COSTUME?

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
One Part Batman, One Part Robin

One Part Batman, One Part Robin = No Part good idea

I will alway refer to the Batcowl + Robin costume as The Bobbin.

Okay. Okay. This is hard.  I know you’re leaving me. You canned Robin, sacked Steph again (after only recently reinstating her in such a canon jarringly bad way), killed Bruce is such a hysterically bad way, canned Blue Beetle just before his big silver screen push and you’ve probably going to quit Booster Gold on me.

DC, we’ve been through some rough times, some good times, and now there’s this.  You’ve made it clear you want to dump me, and this time, I’m out.

Screw you DC. I’m leaving you for medium with less painful stupidity, and better costume choices.  I’m moving in with the daytime soap operas.

Designated Sidekick out.

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Final Crisis 6

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

That’s all I have to say that ain’t more spoilery than Steph’s costume design notebook.

Just… I can’t believe the sequence of events leading into the “Big Twist Surprise Spoiler”.  Unless, y’know, Marvel tripped and poured a bucket of Skrull on the Final Crisis Timeline.

Can Superboy Prime take up Timestream Boxing again?  This ending is delightfully hysterically wrong, and needs its own reboot.

ETA: A link to the spoiler filled pages in question.  Oh my canon! Grant Morrison, you silly goose. I can’t believe you did that so…badly.  Like

PS. Marvel did it better.

Reaction to Robin 174

Sunday, June 1st, 2008
Stephanie as Robin. Promotional art for Robin vol. 2, #126 cover, art by Damion Scott.

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Can we have a case for the fourth wall? It seemed to have died in that episode. (cf:Batman (aside to camera) “And that’s why there was no case” *winks at camera*)

I’m in mixed feelings.  I’m on record as wanting the case more than Steph’s return. Partly because, well, I didn’t want to retcon Batman from “Worlds Greatest Detective” to “World’s Second Rate Detective”.  Let me tell you about the time Batman couldn’t prove that his nearest and closest medical ally smuggled his former Robin out from under his Batnose.  Let me tell you about the way he bought Leslie’s alibi about killing Steph without question. Let me show you the way that Batman would totally not worry about another sidekick comeback from the grave.  Let me show the way the as fabulous as it is to see Stephanie Brown back in the canon, back in the mask, and back from exile, it makes Batman look seriously… not Batman.  C’mon, they didn’t even check the corpse? WTF? For serious?  Batman is allegedly so paranoid and meticulous he’ll do weird isolation chamber meditation, but totally forgot to check the body in the box belonged to someone who had the wherewithal to break into the Batcave and steal one of the big secret game plans to trigger War Games?

Flipside, I have many many reasons to feel happy at seeing Spoiler back. I just have a large number of reasons to feel that the tidying up of a plot point before BATMAN: RIP (Retcon In Progress) was handled in a quite weird manner.  So, yay! Spoiler! and WTF Batman?

I would like to see two things from the Batfranchise though…

  1. Tim’s relationship with Bruce become strained over “Oh, I suspected but forgot to mention it” particularly in light of Batman 676.  Please tell me that someone at DC has a Batfreakingplan to write about this (or kill off Batman before it’s resolv…. oh yeah, BatmanRIP. Crud)
  2. Steph back in the franchise. Let’s not make this a one shot “There you go G-W people. Now STFU”.  DC, invest a bit in Steph’s return.  Run with it, make something of it.  Give Spoiler fans a reason to spend more money with you

Speaking of the crossover arc of doom. I’m giving Batman:RIPtide a three issue margin of error.  If they break out the fridge on Bruce’s girlfriend, then Steph or no Steph, I can’t keep giving money to a company that’s creatively bankrupt in the hero motivation department.

Designated Silence, Steph Hate, and the (Someday Maybe) Spoiler return

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

It’s been quiet going at the Designated Sidekick cave on the comics front. For one thing, I’ve been spending more money on comics in the aftermath of the Batman dream sequence, which has led to me spending more time reading comics than reading about comics.

There’s also been a few things rise up in the comics sphere where I pointedly don’t have a point to add, comment to make, or contribution that’s worth pixel space, so I’m content to sit back, read, learn, watch and try to catch some XP along the way.

Finally, I do want to make passing comment to Fortuner’s post over at Newsrama. I’m fascinated by the way that a bunch of the DC fandom are visibly upset that Stephanie Brown has returned*

Fascinated for many many reasons, not least of which seem to be centred around the relative absence of fan-hate for the revival of Blue Beetle in Booster Gold. I mean, seriously, it’s a positive year for me – I have Boostle back, Steph got a case (however briefly, but she got that damn case), and potential Steph/Tim angsty gloriously teenage awkwardly written angst.

It’ll be up there with Thor’s great line of why he wasn’t around to save Marvelverse New Orleans – “I was dead”

Come to mention it, when was the last call for Thor’s death?

But, being as I am indeed most curious, if you’re a Steph hater, feel free to open up in the comments on why you’re so unhappy with her return. I’d like to know.

DS

*Me, I wanted the case. I’ll settle for a good story line that resolves the following:

  • a) If Batman knew, why Tim shouldn’t hate on Batman for an extensive and extended period of angsty brooding hate since Bruce knew Tim’s pain over the death of his girlfriend, but didn’t think to trust him to say “Tim, need to know basis. Stephanie is alive, that’s all you need to know right now”
  • b) If Batman didn’t know, how the hell they pulled that one off past the artist formerly recognised as the World’s Greatest Detective. Did they smuggle her out whilst he was distracted by not recognising a lesbian relationship in the Outsiders? Or maybe it was when he was trying to upgrade the OMAC to Windows Vista?
  • c) Which monastery Steph was in whilst she recovered and retrained, and whether she was babysitting Sin at the same location at any point. Whilst I suspect DC has an unlimited array of monastery locations, given the entire Green Arrow franchise goes off to them for vacations, along with Bruce’s original training, and any martial arts trained hero… what’s wrong with the YMCA? I ask ya, where’s the love for the local gym?

Batman 673

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Goddamn Batman! I’m actually excited about getting to the comic store and handing over cash for DC products.   Roll on the shopping spree tomorrow!

Dear DC

Thank you for listening.

Dear Friends of Girl-Wonder.

Thank you for speaking.

Dear Opponents of Girl -Wonder

Thanks for letting me quote Christina Aguilera at you.

Dear Mary

Thank you.  You thought of it, you believed in it, and look what it’s done so far.

Designated Sidekick

(and damnit, I’m crying because Steph got the recognition so long over due)