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Oh Google.Designated Sidekick: Year TwoDesignated Sidekick *I do want to put an explanation on this point: This is a surprisingly recurrent …. I love being the goddamn Designated Sidekick. … “Just go write your own comics” + “cheesecake sells” = PROFIT. So why aren’t more men making more comics about SuperCleavageEndowedG-String Girl?Comic books would like to remind you that they target specific markets.
Citizen Steel is demonstrating which part of the young male market that certain publishers think is the most valuable to target.
 Thank you for your continued cooperation in this matter.
I have been told that cheesecake sells, and the promotion of sexualised women is a financially viable commodity. I usually disagree with this point, but, assuming that this is correct, and cheesecake is a financial viable medium, why don’t more men produce their own comics? The word is that there’s a market for it. I’ve heard comic book bloggers and forum members say there’s a need for it. It’s been said to be profitable. Why don’t more men show the Tony Stark sort of entrepreneurial get go to get their own slice of the (American) pie? Competition, reduction of competition, and a market opening You’d be able to make your Powergirl’s breasts as big as you pleased. Plus! With an upsurge in non sexualised comics, Marvel and DC would have taken those annoying comic book fans who want art and story and characterisation and all of those other problematic elements that relegate breasts to second place out of your way, and left you with a massively profitable market of men and women who just want sexualised content. So, for the male gaze crew who promote the incorporation of sexualised women in mainstream comics, why not go make your own comics? I’m told it’s profitable, right? Sounds of silenceI’m not actually dead. I am miffed that I couldn’t get a single damn justification out of the internet over the H4H#13 cover. I am amused that Rational wandered off. I am also oh so slightly on the quiet side of things because I’m up to something nefarious backstage. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *flounces off into the night* I love being the goddamn Designated Sidekick. Back later, once the trouble and the coffee have finished brewing Bendis likes Cho’s Butts. Whether he can lie or not is uncertainI’m borrowing a small passage quoted by Karen’s much better post “Person vs Persona, Or, INSTITUTIONAL SEXISM LOLZ!!” ETA: As Karen points out, the quote was in need of repairs “Then I go back in and balloon the s*** out of it, keeping in mind to never cover up a Cho butt with a balloon. NEVER!! Bendis laughed.” I think I fear this quote more than our misquote. …Then I go back in and delete the s*** out of it, keeping in mind to never cover up a Cho butt with a balloon. NEVER!! Bendis laughed. So, let’s go quoting, round 2 Question 1. Why do these guys never have poodle fetishes? Then I go back in and balloon the s*** out of it, keeping in mind to never cover up a Cho poodle with a balloon. NEVER!! Bendis laughed. Or bananas? Then I go back in and balloon the s*** out of it, keeping in mind to never cover up a Cho banana with a balloon. NEVER!! Bendis laughed. Or Male Crotches? Then I go back in and balloon the s*** out of it, keeping in mind to never cover up a Cho crotch with a balloon. NEVER!! Bendis laughed.
The money quote for me remains “keeping in mind to never cover up a Cho butt with a balloon.”. Look, Bendis, buddy, can i call you Bendy? It’s probably nice for you that you’ve got a fetish for the sketched fantasy asses produced by your coworker, but dude, seriously, fetishism on your own time, not on the clock at Marvel. You’re meant to be writing a comic book here, not a ChoButt spotters guide. Knowing that your stated priority is ensuring pencil and ink butt gets space in the panel does not fill me with confidence in the forthcoming work of Mighty Avengers. Knowing this though, we have a new benchmark to play with in the forthcoming Mighty Avengers! ChoButts In Disguise! If the butts are that important, will we get Captain America’s US-A grade tush? How about the Hulk? What say a bit of Spiderbutt? IronButtman? Thor’s got the body of a god, so he’d have an ass to match, right? If there’s a word bubble hiding a Bendy-buddy Chobutts in the series, the reader gains 10 Chobutt points! Highest scorer gets to be thoroughly dismayed the hidden (word) bubble butts! Vertigo Makes Complete First Issue Classics Available for FreeVertigo Makes Complete First Issue Classics Available for Free Now you can read the full first issues of the many Vertigo series that revolutionized comics! Follow the links below to download a PDF version of the first issue of these classic Vertigo series now collected in graphic novel form. When you visit the Graphic Novels section of VertigoComics.com, any graphic novel titles with a #1 icon () will have a download of the ground-breaking first issue! http://www.dccomics.com/news/?nw=6186 Not sure how long it’ll last, what sort of madness will ensue, and whether I’ll be to blame for linking you to the fresh powdery sugary sweet crack of comics, but hey, they’re out there, free and comic book like. DS |
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