Archive for the ‘Post Response’ Category

LFG Quest for Missed Point. PST.

Saturday, December 30th, 2006

Oh sigh. Good post, great stuff, then a “Ooh err missus!” moment to derail the train of thought.

From the subset titled “Gee, Can Even I Get Away With Saying This” (answer: Yes. You appear not to be dead, retconned or drawn by Greg Land subject to a Marvel Comics Shipping Schedule)

Every time I see a fanboy or fangirl entitlement rant disguised as a serious discussion of gender issues, I cringe, because all those false accusations of sexism confuse the signal to noise ratio to the point where genuine issues of sexism and misogyny get lost, or dismissed out of hand.
Okay, now that you all hate me…

Dorian.

Memo.  This picture is the borg.

Borg

We’re not them.  Any of us.  Even the collective type ones.  That thing about the internet? It’s full of people who won’t argue with you, won’t agree with you, will agree with you, will blog or not blog about what you said/didn’t say.

Baseline pal: It’s the internet, not the Borg collective.

Why did you have to assume you’d be hated?
Actually, now I come to think of it – how’d you even work up a sweat about writing that part of your post?.  Blogging a “I can’t believe I’m getting away with writing this” is to giggle at your self proclaimed OMGNAUGHTY stance and leave me looking slightly baffled at where I was meant to be offended by a difference of opinion, since you’ve flagged this play as “Here! Something controversial this way blogs”.
Unless, y’know, you think we (the rest of the internet) are a collective borg hive mind. In which case, pass the talcum powder because these leather body suits chafe a bit.

Designated Sidekick Christmas

Monday, December 25th, 2006

Merry Christmas.

Punisher Christmas Skull

The Designated Sidekick Christmas Card after the cut

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Signs I might be a comics geek

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

…when upon hearing a shop assistant ask me if I wanted to support a charity for orphaned bats, I immediately thought “Tim Drake?”.

Turned out it was a charity for woodbats, not urbancrimefightingbats. Pity, I’d have donated for urbancrimefightingbats.

Frustrations from the Support Lines

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

My rooftops need more gargoyles and more brooding time. Also, Santa, another order of ropes. Maybe even some trolls.
In the interim, here’s a picture of Frank Miller. I have a new season plan of issuing a photo of the male author or artist responsible for artwork that is allegedly designed to arouse the young male readership. Why? Because we should all get to see the smiling face of the old men commissioning soft core sketch porn for the comic readership.

First up, say hi to Frank Miller.

Merry Christmas

Next up, let’s give a big warm Designated Sidekick welcome to Greg “Allergen” Land*

Allergen Land.

*Trace elements may be present in this Greg Land product

Now for something not related to mockery of the above. Robin 156. (Spoilers after the cut thing) (oh please let this work)
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Designated Sidekick: OFL*

Sunday, December 10th, 2006

*One Fortnight Later( for a given definition of fortnight equalling the gap since the last post. Hey! Look! Comic book time! It’s squishy!)

So I’ve been off in my day job, doing things that are a lot like what I do here, except with longer reference lists and slightly less snark (only slightly less though).  In my absense,

a) Greg Land is still alive.  This strikes me as a sign that I need to break more wishbones.

b) Creepy comic book related stuff continues to happen on the internet.   Check the results of a meme…

Super Hero Comic
You are SUPER HERO COMICS! You’re everything that’s good and slightly old fasioned! You’re honorable, fair, and attractive, though at times you can be predictable. You have a strong moral code that you abide by at all times. You may also have problems connecting with the opposite sex. But don’t worry, you’ll get the girl in the end!

If by “get” you mean “stuff into a refrigerator” umm……*CROWBAR THWACK*

If by “get” you mean the conquest of women through some form of conquest thing. *CROWBAR BEATING*

If by “get” you mean accepting that you are currently perpetuating sexist through to misogynist attitudes through the storylines, porn still trace art work, utterly stupid costumes, and you will attempt, and succeed despite the occassional setback, mistake or other problem to create an industry welcoming to both genders, then yeah, you might “get” the girl.  By “get the girl” I mean “understand the girl”.

In the interim…

a)what’s the protocol for referencing relatively recent comics for making points. What’s the time delay for it to still be a spoiler?

b) I have several megatons of coolant with a delivery address of “Hell”.  They’re planning to annoy DC editorial for Christmas by bringing the time line of “DC Getting It Right” forward.