Thank you Spiderman: Reign 3
I really wish I wasn’t ever in a position to be able to mention Peter Parker and radioactive body fluids. But, courtesy of Marvel, now we have that as canon, and not only as canon, as a canon method of killing a female cast member* in a universe where mere exposure to radiation makes you a superhero, not a corpse.
After all, a transfusion of radioactive blood created She Hulk. Why wouldn’t a transfusion of…oh god. Just kill me now. I can’t believe that someone at Marvel pitched this, and it got approved.
I’m calling for a continuity reboot for reality for the year 2007. All those in favour?
*Insofar as a dead offscreen character and a grave makes you a cast member. Should I say “Member of established continuity” instead?