Forgive me.
But if the world had to tolerate Supergirl as an Inflatable Sex Doll, it’s only fair that I pick that cover as the inspiration for my gender swap cover.
Let’s see how well I did.
She: Facing the reader.
He: Staring vaguely off somewhere else.
She: poking your eyes out
He: Passively arching her back to better expose his torso.
She: Facially engaged or something.
He: All the facial engagement and expression of a blow-up doll, including the round, open mouth.
She: Wearing black and yellow bodysuit
He:
I’d rather not talk about it
As an aside, anyone want to name my two characters?
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My back hurts
My pride hurts
My copy of Poser hurts
My copy of Photoshop has asked to transfer to a better division.
Tonight, in the name of science, I tried to replicate scenes from comic books with the Poser 6 software.
Poser either wouldn't willing cripple the spine of the female character or couldn't breach the code to copy the pose. But it did answer an important question
Now I know why all those comic book female characters have enormous breasts. That's where their internal organs are kept.
To get the Poser figure to twist like that, I had to switch off the autobalance, the limits, and the kinetic limitations. In other words, shut down everything that Poser uses to try to maintain something like reality.
As a bonus, I tried to copy Jade's pose.
It's less painful, but still, anyone else reminded of the number 7 or the number 5 by these female poses?
